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Kids come out with some funny sayings. My kids are now 11 and 6 and still come out with some funny things that leaves us dying laughing. Here are a few funny kid quotes from my children.
~When my son was 4, my husband was showering, I was putting away laundry and Gavyn was playing innocently in his bedroom. All of a sudden I heard Gavyn yelling “Daddy, your big undies don’t belong on the floor, they belong in the laundry basket, OK mister!” As I walked into the bathroom, Gavyn was holding my husbands boxers out in front of him.
~ Zoe at age 3 was eating chips and dip with her dad when she looked at him and said, “Look daddy, this chip is like a shovel.”
~A few weeks ago we were watching a show and there was an car accident. They called the police and Zoe (age 6) looked at me and said “jeesh mama, they should have called 444-4444.” For your reference this is an attorney in our area that is always on the commercial saying in an accident? Call 444-4444. It was hysterical!
~One day when walking through the grocery store, my then 5 year old son yelled loudly, “mommy you shouldn’t fart in a grocery store, that’s rude.” My shoes were squeaking from being wet!
~My niece asked Zoe when she was 3 what her first food was when she was a baby. Zoe replied, “I didn’t eat food, I ate my mom’s boobs!”
And a few quotes from my blogger friends
Erinn from 3 Sons Have I Says: Her son age 5 said last Mother’s Day “Mommy-go back to bed. I have to Poop, but then I’m doing something special for you!”
Jenn from Sweet T Makes Three Says: Her 3 year old daughter in reference to Curious George said “Monkeys don’t speak Chinese, Mom.”
Angie from Luv Saving Money Says: Our Xbox is on it’s last legs. It only opens when it wants to. The last time I tried to open it I ended up pulling the whole tray out. Well my youngest son (4 yrs) wanted to play a game. I tried and tried but couldn’t get the thing to open and I was afraid I was going to make it worse than what it was. I apologized to him and told him he was just gonna have to do something else because I couldn’t open the Xbox. He started crying. I gave him a hug and was suggesting other things for him to do. While still crying he said “Can’t you try again? On Yo Gabba Gabba they said ‘Keep Trying, Keep Trying, Don’t give up, never give up'” and he said it so seriously.
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So tell me, what is a funny saying your child has said?